{"id":15232,"date":"2015-11-07T04:18:18","date_gmt":"2015-11-07T04:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/?p=15232"},"modified":"2015-11-07T04:19:35","modified_gmt":"2015-11-07T04:19:35","slug":"she-be-running-climbing-and-reaching-she-be-living","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/?p=15232","title":{"rendered":"She Be Running, Climbing, and Reaching. She Be Living."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Oh, Audrey. Danger Kitty Cat. She’s like a super hero or a mullet. Calm in public, wild in private. Or business on top and party on back. Whatever. I love her. All parts of her. But sometimes even I’m ready to curl into a ball and yell ‘Uncle’. The above photo, where she’s climbing on the table? Well, Maggie is trying to do her homework and write about a science experiment we just did. And tha moose? We had the class stuffed animal home with us for the week, so it was ‘helping’ Maggie do her science.<\/p>\n

The science project was to make ‘goo,’ which is really just super sticky, slimy gunk. It was fun and great, until the end. I decided that I should document the stuffed moose ‘helping’ and walked out of the room for no more than 20 seconds. TWENTY LONG SECONDS, apparently. Because I came back and Audrey was rolling around on the ground rubbing the goo all over her clothes and the ground. TWENTY SECONDS.<\/p>\n

It was a mess. And that’s why she doesn’t have any clothes on while she’s conquering the table while Maggie has laser-like attention on her writing.<\/p>\n

Whatever. Like I said, Audrey is a bit like a super hero or a mullet. Maybe a super hero\u00a0with<\/strong> a mullet?<\/p>\n

I love her either way.<\/p>\n

All of her.<\/p>\n

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Oh, Audrey. Danger Kitty Cat. She’s like a super hero or a mullet. Calm in public, wild in private. Or business on top and party on back. Whatever. I love her. All parts of her. But sometimes even I’m ready to curl into a ball and yell ‘Uncle’. The above photo, where she’s climbing on … <\/p>\n

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