{"id":12626,"date":"2014-04-17T08:16:29","date_gmt":"2014-04-17T16:16:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/blog\/?p=12626"},"modified":"2014-04-17T08:16:29","modified_gmt":"2014-04-17T16:16:29","slug":"the-past-is-in-the-past","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/?p=12626","title":{"rendered":"The Past is in the Past. . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_7051.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-12627 aligncenter\" alt=\"IMG_7051\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_7051.jpg\" width=\"768\" height=\"512\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>This morning Barry and I got some really, really great belly laughs from these pictures. I told him I didn&#8217;t think there were words for these. His response?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong> &#8220;Oh, there are words: not cute.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>And he&#8217;s right. How did we look so tired BEFORE we had any kids? My mom took these pictures a day before Maggie was born and I think it is very, very apparent that Barry and I BOTH were done being pregnant. Here&#8217;s a post I wrote around this<a href=\"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/blog\/index.php\/2010\/04\/i-am-that-pregnant-lady\/\" target=\"_blank\"> time<\/a>.\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_7052.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-12628 aligncenter\" alt=\"IMG_7052\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_7052.jpg\" width=\"768\" height=\"512\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong> I was lucky enough to have two easy pregnancies in terms of my own health and delivering two healthy, amazing babies. But towards the end&#8230;.oh, man. I just didn&#8217;t feel good. (And truthfully, Audrey&#8217;s pregnancy ended in a big, huge scare&#8230;.). The few days before Maggie was born, the weather had started to change and I was really angry about it. Birds were tweeting, flowers were blooming and I had zero clothes that fit and my who-ha didn&#8217;t feel good. \u00a0I went to the store and bought the largest pregnancy shirt known to man &#8211; it was purple and light weight.\u00a0<strong>I wore that shirt for exactly one walk around the block, a walk that Barry claims was at a snail&#8217;s pace, and burned it immediately after I gave birth.<\/strong><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_7053.jpg\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: #333333; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-12629 aligncenter\" alt=\"IMG_7053\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IMG_7053.jpg\" width=\"768\" height=\"512\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>We have a secret archive of pictures that fall in to the category of &#8220;never needing to see the light of day&#8221; and for these have been buried in that vault for a long time. But this morning when both Barry and I had our laugh attacks, I decided to post them. \u00a0Maybe nobody else will think they&#8217;re funny or horrible in the same way that we do. \u00a0I had a friend ask about how we felt before we had Maggie \u00a0and how we planned\/prepared. Well, when I look at those two tired looking people grinning and smiling, I don&#8217;t remember having any type of plan or &#8216;knowing&#8217; anything about being a parents.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>But that didn&#8217;t stop us. . .\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/hb-family_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12608 aligncenter\" alt=\"hb family_\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/hb-family_1.jpg\" width=\"853\" height=\"1280\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning Barry and I got some really, really great belly laughs from these pictures. I told him I didn&#8217;t think there were words for these. His response? &#8220;Oh, there are words: not cute.&#8221; And he&#8217;s right. How did we look so tired BEFORE we had any kids? My mom took these pictures a day &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/?p=12626\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Past is in the Past. . .&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hbadventure.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}