Do You Hear What I Hear?

sparky

I live with a horrible ringing in my ear. It gets louder and sometimes is quite faint. Right now it is really, really loud. When I listen to the radio it sounds like there is too much bass in eardrum. Too bad I’m not one of those people that likes to cruise around and blast my sub woofer so the whole world can hear the beat to my music.

I feel like I’ve got a ghetto blaster in my right ear and when somebody talks too loud or I say something in an odd tone. The beat just beats on and on. If only I knew how to go acoustic, I’d be thrilled. And belive me, I’ve tried.

Looking Poofy

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Student: Ms. Elvrum, you look poofy today.

Me: Thanks, I think.

[Student puts hands on my expanding tummy and rubs it.}

Student: I can feel your baby.

Me: Wow, I can’t even feel my baby yet! Maybe it is because I’m poofy.

Student: No, I think I can feel your baby.