There was a time when Tiger was new, fresh, soft and even smelled good. Tiger is no longer new, he feels crusty and smells like a dog has been licking him for years.
His body is still in pretty good shape with most of the fir intact, maybe missing some spots here and there.
Why he’s been licked so much under his left armpit, I’ll never, ever know. Maybe the fur was better there or maybe Sydney is left-pawed and it was easier to hold Tiger down that way. The right side looks untouched.
The head is decidedly untouched. Poor Tiger, his head has been mangled and destroyed to the point of no longer even looking like the cute, round head we remember from before Sydney and him became friends 2 years ago.
Eyeballs: gone. Ears: warped. Nose: disgustingly slobbery. Fur: buzz licked down the middle of head.
I think it is time for Turtle to step up and take over because there is only so much a tiny tiger can take.
