Archive for the ‘complaints’ Category

Hatalie Elaines Not Joining the Dixie Chicks

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

It sounds like Natalie Maines will be joining the Dixie Chicks for their short, short tour and they won’t be needing the talents of Hatalie Elaines any time soon.

This doesn’t make me sad because I think that Natalie sounds WAY better than Hatalie, but I am shocked that the Dixie Chicks won’t be coming within a billion miles of  Seattle.

I wonder if it is because Hatalie Elaines is rumored to live in the Pacific Northwest. Hmmmmm…..

Anyhow, anybody up for a road trip to Chicago in June with a teeny, tiny baby?

Really?

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Yesterday my parents came to town to enjoy a birthday dinner with Barry, my Grandma & Grandpa Elvrum, and me. They also delivered some delightful birthday presents and were extremely generous.

Unfortunately, one of them just didn’t seem to fit with the others.

My dad seemed a bit too happy when I opened this portion of their gift. I know 30 is pushing it and I’ve got some grey hairs, but REALLY?

Fortunately, earlier in the day some beautiful flowers arrived on HBHQ’s door step from my sweet, sweet friend Kara. Aren’t they just spectacular?

Ugh.

Friday, February 12th, 2010

I woke up this morning with an itchy throat and Barry sweetly made me a smoothie, it was delicious and helped soothe the scratch. As my day progressed, I became chilly, achy and downright sick felling.

We were supposed to go to a surprise birthday party for my uncle (Happy Birthday, Steve) but instead we’re at home and I’ve been cuddled into a ball feeling cold.

I’m determined to wake up tomorrow – the day of our departure for our weekend getaway – and have a bit of a bounce in my step. I will feel better!!

As for now, I’m up out of bed and am making the transition to the couch to watch a little tube.

Blah.

Losing My Marbles

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Three meetings in one month.

Three meetings!

I have missed three different meetings in one month.

I am not a flake, I am a flake, I am not a flake.

This has never happened. Ever.

Where are my marbles?

Calendar(s!) apparently aren’t enough to remind me where to be.

Sticky notes do nothing.

Verbal reminders – HA!

Three meetings?

Will you physically come escort me for the the meeting you have scheduled with me?

Otherwise it just might be four.

Wynken, Blynken and Nod, Where are You?

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

hannah sleep

5:19 a.m.

That is when my eyes decided they were done sleeping.

On my first day of vacation.

After tossing, turning and trying to force myself back to sleep I crawled out of bed and slinked around the house wondering what to do at this early hour. I thought of  my little dog and wondered what she was doing at Camp Janet, most likely sleeping with the rest of the world.

6:46 a.m

This is when I decided to share with you the fact that I can’t sleep, but I just realized all 4 of the HB readers are probably still sleeping all cozy in their flannel sheeted beds.  Please know I admire you for that….on my first day of vacation.

Not Passing

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

syd

So,  apparently this was not the year for me to get my National Board Certification. I logged in yesterday morning to be told that I fall short of being a highly qualified teacher. I spent the rest of the day feeling sorry for myself. My students had no clue that anything was wrong, which was exactly how it should be.

I was unaware, until yesterday, of how many hugs my students give me each day. I found their little arms wrapping around me so endearing, a little bit of their light filling the darkness that I was feeling.

I feel so much better waking up today and having tomorrow behind me.

An Email Exchange

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

This wasn’t really an email “exchange” I suppose. It’s probably more like an email update, but I’ve already entered the blog title and feel committed at this point. Anyway, here’s a message I received from Hannah several weeks ago as she is starting to realize that she is not, in fact, immune to morning sickness.

Hey.

Captain awesome here.

Feeling super awesome.

Not.

On my second bottle of 7 Up.

Should have seriously bought the 6 pack.

Only bought two.

Teriyaki chicken might rock my world tonight.

Just sayin’.

You know?

Captain Awesome.

Awesomely out.

I enjoy her entertaining funniness even though she had been feeling progressively worse as the earliest days of her pregnancy went by.  Regardless, I feel like I can describe her message then and now as ….  awesome.  Especially since the nausea seems to have passed, and is being replaced by tiredness.

On Naps

Monday, October 12th, 2009

sleep

I’ve always  mixed feelings about napping. I’m not one for sleeping during the day or even really sleeping in anymore. It hasn’t always been this way. There was a time in my life – when I was a mean, mean teenager – that I enjoyed sleeping in and staying up super late at night.

When I was a wee little one I had a hard time keeping my eyes open for a 15 minute car ride into town. The hum of the car would lull me to sleep within minutes. I remember sitting in the front seat and laying my head in my mom’s lap to fall asleep.  Seatbelt? Psst.

Since becoming an adult I’ve shunned naps and reserved them for cloudy, rainy, cold, blustery days – days where naps are nearly required and I’ve jumped into enough puddles, done enough around the house or finished a book.

Now that I’m pregnant I’ve learned that I can hardly function without a nap each afternoon. I have a meltdown like a toddler if I don’t get additional REM minutes. Napping is the only solution.  I’m not sure my students would appreciate a mid-day nap.

Today is the first day that I haven’t been in a slumber late in the afternoon. I cuddled up in bed, put on a quiet soundtrack (Barry hooked up a new speaker system for our iPod next to our bed…such a simple pleasure!) and waited for myself to fall into dreamland.

It didn’t happen.

Now I’m blogging and making tomato soup from scratch, grilled cheese sandwiches and pumpkin spice cupcakes for dinner. Jeesh. I went from needing a nap to cooking up a storm. We’ll see how long this non-nap thing works. Now that my nap is gone, I kind of miss it.

Like I said, I’ve got mixed feelings about napping.

Dear Verizon

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

You’ve sent people to my house and sent countless junk mails promoting the same deal. I get it. You’ve got a great Triple Play Bundle. If I was interested in it I would have contacted you after the first 40 mailings.  I guess  you’re nothing if not persistent, but I’m not interested. I have no use for home phone service, and I really have no use for 100 television channels to surf before deciding there’s nothing on. What I really want is a great deal on just Internet service, because I can use it for my home phone and television without paying you all of the extra money.  Unfortunately, you don’t offer a great deal on Internet alone. In fact, it’s more expensive than my current Comcast deal. Until you can beat Comcast’s Internet price, please leave me alone.

I’m almost to the point of mailing each of your advertisements back to your headquarters. At least that way you could recycle the advertisements instead of printing more of them, because as far as I can tell you’ve been sending me the same piece of mail every week for the last 6 months.  Maybe that would lower your overhead costs enough to provide your customers with a real deal on Internet.

Happy Friday!

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

barry and sydney

It is cold, wet and rainy.

Welcome October.

Our morning started with a walk and some peppermint hot chocolate.

Welcome warm drinks.

After our walk Barry announced that he might like to be Darth Vader for Halloween*.

Welcome weird costume ideas.

*Barry has not seen Star Wars