B Mills Special. That’s what we call the hack jobs that I often try and pass off as handy work around HBHQ. Sometimes I like to sign my handy work for Hannah to find later. Like the time I repaired our vacuum cleaner with duct tape. She noticed the repair and accompanying signature a couple months later.

Today, I tired of climbing under my work desk to fish out cables that had fallen from their place on top of the desk. A perfect time for a B Mills Special. Viola. Not exactly pretty, but no more falling cords either. No signature necessary.