Three meetings in one month.

Three meetings!

I have missed three different meetings in one month.

I am not a flake, I am a flake, I am not a flake.

This has never happened. Ever.

Where are my marbles?

Calendar(s!) apparently aren’t enough to remind me where to be.

Sticky notes do nothing.

Verbal reminders – HA!

Three meetings?

Will you physically come escort me for the the meeting you have scheduled with me?

Otherwise it just might be four.